Though nobody's asking, I'm just narcissistic enough to tell the entire world how I voted in today's Republican primaries:Senate: Steve Laffey
Governor: Donald "Don" Carcieri
Lt. Governor: Kernan King
Mayor: Dave Talan
Bear in mind that it's only the primaries. In the (unfortunately likely) event that Lincoln Chafee beats Steve Laffey, I'll swallow my bile and vote for Chafee before voting for the abhorrent Sheldon Whitehouse. Similarly, Dave Talan's odds of becoming mayor of Providence are roughly equivalent to my chances of becoming Miss Venezuela. In fact, David Cicilline will likely be the second Democrat I've ever voted for. Who was the first, you ask ... ?
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Aw crap. Voting's today. Why does no one ever tell me these things in advance!
Sorry, guy. Chaffee won. Obviously because I waved at him.
He obviously did! I hate you, now! If you had only given him some obscene gesture, he'd have conceded on the spot, but nooo ... you had to wave to the nice RINO, didn't you?
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