I'm off to Delaware for a week's vacation!
Why are you going to Delaware for a vacation?
Oh, you know, nice beaches, small crowds.
Isn't the idea of vacationing in Delaware a cheap throwaway joke from "The Simpsons"?
Not really. It's a lovely place.
I thought you loved Rhode Island?
Doesn't Rhode Island have nice beaches?
Well, yes, yes it does.
So why aren't you spending your vacation in Rhode Island?
I thought so.