Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Depraved criminal junkie on the prowl!

Lock up the booze, women and Oxycontin, and whatever you do, hide the keys to the Mustang convertible: Patches Kennedy has deemed himself ready to leave his pricey detoxification suite at the Mayo Clinic and rejoin society. I can hear the price of car insurance policy's collision coverage going up already.

While the DC police investigate whether or not Kennedy pressured the cops into dropping a drunk driving charge, I invite you to read the most asinine analysis of Kennedy's "problem" right here.

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